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Just a note on professionalism.
_{By Zhen-Chan, 17-06-2010}
No. If you're not doing your job, one is allowed to inquire how many dicks you suck to keep you from being fired.

a Bullshitful mind
_{By Zhen-Chan, 22-06-2009}
Actually, I haven't stopped writing. I just moved the location to another place. http://www.abullshitfulmind.com Why? because this is a better place to have multiple writers. I don't feel good about having other writers write under this site, so I decided to open another page with an old friend of mine. What will happen to this site? I don't know. I'll probably get back to drawing eventually, and will crosslink some articles, but we'll see about that. :>

a Bullshitful mind

_{By Zhen-Chan, 22-06-2009}

Actually, I haven't stopped writing. I just moved the location to another place.

http://www.abullshitfulmind.com

Why? because this is a better place to have multiple writers. I don't feel good about having other writers write under this site, so I decided to open another page with an old friend of mine.

What will happen to this site? I don't know. I'll probably get back to drawing eventually, and will crosslink some articles, but we'll see about that. :>

All aboard the Vegan Hate-Train!
_{By Zhen-Chan, 24-04-2009}
So today, I had to go to the dentist. so I left work early, but didn't had any lunch, so I decided to get a hamburger and eat it in the train. Turns out, the other passengers near me were vegans. (One of them was even wearing a I heart Vegans shirt. Jesus titfucking christ.) You know, the fucking "Chew leaves or die"-type. The new-age Bio Terrorists. Anyways, they were sending me death beams through their eyes and calling me names (funny, people often think I'm completely deaf when wearing headphones. I just can't get enough of that), and one of them suggested to "slap that burger out of my hands". Fun times. So in between giggling fits and arguing who went in for the strike, I just kinda sat there, wanting to yell "MMMM, THIS PUPPY BURGER SURE TASTES GOOD", but declined, otherwise, they'd know I knew what they were up to. After a while, one approached me, and I just grunted "ALPHA MALE EAT FIRST. YOU EAT SCRAPS". He fucked off :D But he called me a dick when he left the train, though. Thought these guys were going to fuck me up, but strangely, they didn't. But seriously, though. What the fuck, denying people of their food? We should be thankful enough that we are wealthy enough to have a CHOICE of food here. I am against animal cruelty and hunting for sport, but food is like animal testing. Not a happy world to be, but it has to be done. For everyone's sake.

All aboard the Vegan Hate-Train!

_{By Zhen-Chan, 24-04-2009}

So today, I had to go to the dentist. so I left work early, but didn't had any lunch, so I decided to get a hamburger and eat it in the train. Turns out, the other passengers near me were vegans. (One of them was even wearing a I *heart* Vegans shirt. Jesus titfucking christ.)

You know, the fucking "Chew leaves or die"-type. The new-age Bio Terrorists.

Anyways, they were sending me death beams through their eyes and calling me names (funny, people often think I'm completely deaf when wearing headphones. I just can't get enough of that), and one of them suggested to "slap that burger out of my hands". Fun times.

So in between giggling fits and arguing who went in for the strike, I just kinda sat there, wanting to yell "MMMM, THIS PUPPY BURGER SURE TASTES GOOD", but declined, otherwise, they'd know I knew what they were up to. After a while, one approached me, and I just grunted "ALPHA MALE EAT FIRST. YOU EAT SCRAPS".

He fucked off :D But he called me a dick when he left the train, though. Thought these guys were going to fuck me up, but strangely, they didn't.

But seriously, though. What the fuck, denying people of their food? We should be thankful enough that we are wealthy enough to have a CHOICE of food here. I am against animal cruelty and hunting for sport, but food is like animal testing. Not a happy world to be, but it has to be done. For everyone's sake.

Goddamnit, not again.
_{By Zhen-Chan, 13-03-2009}
Tragedy struck as a kid shoots up a school in [INSERT TOWN/COUNTRY HERE]. [NUMBER OF VICTIMS HERE] people were either injured or have died from their wounds. The shooter was [ARRESTED/SHOT] by [THE POLICE/HIMSELF (ONLY IF SHOT WAS CHOSEN IN THE PREVIOUS FIELD, DUMMY)]. While nobody knows the true motive, people are speculating it's because of [GAMES, GODDAMNIT, WHAT DO YOU THINK?]. Fill in the brackets, and here we have the standard godfucking media template for every shooter drama. And the true drama is that people actually buy this crap. What the fuck happened to "batshit insane"? We're looking at bullshit stuff like "cunter strike fed his mind" and "It's probably because of violent games". Yet people tend to ignore the BLATANT fact that the motherfucker was DEPRESSIVE and was FREQUENTLY AT A SHOOTING RANGE. While LIVING IN A GODDAMN HOUSE PACKED WITH GUNS. Of course, the guns were sealed and safely tucked in a safe, except for the one in the MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM. I'm sorry, but if you ignore these facts in favor of just being able to blame games, you shouldn't be working in journalism.

Goddamnit, not again.

_{By Zhen-Chan, 13-03-2009}

Tragedy struck as a kid shoots up a school in [INSERT TOWN/COUNTRY HERE]. [NUMBER OF VICTIMS HERE] people were either injured or have died from their wounds. The shooter was [ARRESTED/SHOT] by [THE POLICE/HIMSELF (ONLY IF SHOT WAS CHOSEN IN THE PREVIOUS FIELD, DUMMY)]. While nobody knows the true motive, people are speculating it's because of [GAMES, GODDAMNIT, WHAT DO YOU THINK?].

Fill in the brackets, and here we have the standard godfucking media template for every shooter drama.

And the true drama is that people actually buy this crap.

What the fuck happened to "batshit insane"?

We're looking at bullshit stuff like "cunter strike fed his mind" and "It's probably because of violent games". Yet people tend to ignore the BLATANT fact that the motherfucker was DEPRESSIVE and was FREQUENTLY AT A SHOOTING RANGE. While LIVING IN A GODDAMN HOUSE PACKED WITH GUNS. Of course, the guns were sealed and safely tucked in a safe, except for the one in the MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM.

I'm sorry, but if you ignore these facts in favor of just being able to blame games, you shouldn't be working in journalism.

Toy design department, hello?
_{By Zhen-Chan, 17-02-2009}
Dragonball Evolution Goku action figure. I'm going to try to say something nice here. Well.. uhm... at least...well....the colors are correct? Seriously. What the fuck. I can't see the "rapid punching" gimmick (assuming this represents "punching so fast your arms split in two"..), you should install levers on it. This just screams "can give 4 handjobs at the same time". But hey, at least it's original.

Toy design department, hello?

_{By Zhen-Chan, 17-02-2009}

Dragonball Evolution Goku action figure.

I'm going to try to say something nice here.

Well.. uhm... at least...well....the colors are correct?

Seriously. What the fuck. I can't see the "rapid punching" gimmick (assuming this represents "punching so fast your arms split in two"..), you should install levers on it. This just screams "can give 4 handjobs at the same time".

But hey, at least it's original.

Update
_{By Zhen-Chan, 16-02-2009}
New comic online, database and other things should be more stable, hopefully. For those that recommended Sennheiser headphones, go masturbate with a cheesegrater, kthxbye

Youtube. Where the real masters hang out.
_{By Zhen-Chan, 27-01-2009}
As a beginner in the art of Iaido, I've have much to learn. So, where does one go to look at people who are better than me? Youtube! Now, Look at this movie: ~~http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=hjP2o_tpobY~~ Edit: Whoops: wrong one :3 http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=5WX5r0S3iew&feature=related Now, he can slice and dice fruit all he wants, and as badly as that (this coming from a beginner...), but don't start boasting about how good you are, especially when you cannot even put your sword away in a decent manner.

Youtube. Where the real masters hang out.

_{By Zhen-Chan, 27-01-2009}

As a beginner in the art of Iaido, I've have much to learn. So, where does one go to look at people who are better than me? Youtube!

Now, Look at this movie:
~~http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=hjP2o_tpobY~~

Edit: Whoops: wrong one :3
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=5WX5r0S3iew&feature=related

Now, he can slice and dice fruit all he wants, and as badly as that (this coming from a beginner...), but don't start boasting about how good you are, especially when you cannot even put your sword away in a decent manner.

LET GO OF MY WALLET, YOU RETARDED FUCK!
_{By Zhen-Chan, 19-12-2008}
Ok, I've been on this ship too long. I've been estatic about the DS, I've been cheering until the wii, because I thought they'd come through after making huge blunders with the Gamecube. Ever since the Wii/DS double punch, they've steadily been taking back the position and market they've lost to Sony. I was actually cheering when I found out that the Wii was supposed to be this awesome Gamecube 1.5, and the wii-mote had so much potential, that it made my pants tight (and for some reason, I just like cheering for the underdog). However, two years into the hype, we've had nothing but mediocre games, and crappy PS2 ports. The Wii-mote turned out not to register more than a swipe, and tilting the motherfucker rarely does anything, if the game was NOT developed by Nintendo. What the fuck, Reggie, you promised me I'd cream my pants about this shit, I didn't sign up to be the receiving end of an ass-reaming. I fucking hate to bust out this term, but "casual" gaming seems to be the 'in' now. It doesn't matter if you've been gaming for 22 years, you will be treated like a retard by Nintendo, since you were stupid enough to churn out 250 for a Wii, you'll probably be stupid enough to shell out 50 per ~~dissapointment~~ game. Third party developers have been releasing nothing but shovelware in the last few months (FUCK YOU UBISOFT, I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND YOUR "PARTY BABYZ"), so much for a meaning of having that "Nintendo seal of Quality". And what's this, Wii Music? THAT was your biggest announcement at E3? Get the fuck out of here! Yes, we just had Mario Galaxy, YES, we had a Zelda game at launch, but what the fuck, guys, there are tons of other franchises that are waiting to be revived or picked up. How long ago has it been since we had a DECENT Star Fox game, not counting the N64 re-release of the game? How long ago did we have a Custom Robo game? How about releasing games that will actually sell, like Earthbound for the DS, or MOTHERFUCKING LAYTON 2? And am I the only person who was actually looking forward to Project H.A.M.M.E.R.? You could have release ANYTHING, and it still would have gotten a bigger rise out of the public, than this piece of shit that's called Wii Music. I know this isn't supposed to be a game, but If I want to play make-believe guitar, I'll just reach into my pants and wail away, pretending I'm doing a solo in a Guitar Hero song. Happy endings are guaranteed. Wii sports, I loved it. Wii fit raised some question marks, but I draw the line at Wii music. Also, remember the Wii Zapper? yeah, me neither. The current trend of releasing stuff at Nintendo works like this: - Design gizmo; - Create 2 games that work ONLY with said gizmo; - Create Hype; - Release gizmo and games, with a 1:4 ratio; - NEVER RELEASE ANYTHING COMPATIBLE WITH THE GIZMO EVER AGAIN. This has gotten way out of hand, I'm not even allowed to game like I used to, unless I download games from the virtual console, but since my Wii is actually OUT OF FUCKING MEMORY, this will have to wait as well. Even though I've made several rants against the damn machine, I've bought a 360, and I can enjoy being treated as a "gamer" again, although I'm pretty sure the damn thing will probably explode in my face soon. The Wii and I haven't been on speaking terms for a few months, but that may change if Nintendo stops treating the (European) fanbase like retards.....pff, yeah right, might as well wish for flying ponies and heaps of money, although a flying pony WOULD be fucking awesome. Beats walking to work.

LET GO OF MY WALLET, YOU RETARDED FUCK!

_{By Zhen-Chan, 19-12-2008}

Ok, I've been on this ship too long. I've been estatic about the DS, I've been cheering until the wii, because I thought they'd come through after making huge blunders with the Gamecube. Ever since the Wii/DS double punch, they've steadily been taking back the position and market they've lost to Sony. I was actually cheering when I found out that the Wii was supposed to be this awesome Gamecube 1.5, and the wii-mote had so much potential, that it made my pants tight (and for some reason, I just like cheering for the underdog). However, two years into the hype, we've had nothing but mediocre games, and crappy PS2 ports. The Wii-mote turned out not to register more than a swipe, and tilting the motherfucker rarely does anything, if the game was NOT developed by Nintendo. What the fuck, Reggie, you promised me I'd cream my pants about this shit, I didn't sign up to be the receiving end of an ass-reaming.

I fucking hate to bust out this term, but "casual" gaming seems to be the 'in' now. It doesn't matter if you've been gaming for 22 years, you will be treated like a retard by Nintendo, since you were stupid enough to churn out 250 for a Wii, you'll probably be stupid enough to shell out 50 per ~~dissapointment~~ game. Third party developers have been releasing nothing but shovelware in the last few months (FUCK YOU UBISOFT, I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND YOUR "PARTY BABYZ"), so much for a meaning of having that "Nintendo seal of Quality".

And what's this, Wii Music? THAT was your biggest announcement at E3? Get the fuck out of here! Yes, we just had Mario Galaxy, YES, we had a Zelda game at launch, but what the fuck, guys, there are tons of other franchises that are waiting to be revived or picked up. How long ago has it been since we had a DECENT Star Fox game, not counting the N64 re-release of the game? How long ago did we have a Custom Robo game? How about releasing games that will actually sell, like Earthbound for the DS, or MOTHERFUCKING LAYTON 2? And am I the only person who was actually looking forward to Project H.A.M.M.E.R.? You could have release ANYTHING, and it still would have gotten a bigger rise out of the public, than this piece of shit that's called Wii Music. I know this isn't supposed to be a game, but If I want to play make-believe guitar, I'll just reach into my pants and wail away, pretending I'm doing a solo in a Guitar Hero song. Happy endings are guaranteed. Wii sports, I loved it. Wii fit raised some question marks, but I draw the line at Wii music. Also, remember the Wii Zapper? yeah, me neither.

The current trend of releasing stuff at Nintendo works like this:
- Design gizmo;
- Create 2 games that work ONLY with said gizmo;
- Create Hype;
- Release gizmo and games, with a 1:4 ratio;
- NEVER RELEASE ANYTHING COMPATIBLE WITH THE GIZMO EVER AGAIN.

This has gotten way out of hand, I'm not even allowed to game like I used to, unless I download games from the virtual console, but since my Wii is actually OUT OF FUCKING MEMORY, this will have to wait as well. Even though I've made several rants against the damn machine, I've bought a 360, and I can enjoy being treated as a "gamer" again, although I'm pretty sure the damn thing will probably explode in my face soon. The Wii and I haven't been on speaking terms for a few months, but that may change if Nintendo stops treating the (European) fanbase like retards.....pff, yeah right, might as well wish for flying ponies and heaps of money, although a flying pony WOULD be fucking awesome. Beats walking to work.

An apology
_{By Zhen-Chan, 10-12-2008}
Ok, there's something I really have to set straight here about my "Heroes turned into shit" article, and I'm even sorry for writing it. I'm sorry for comparing something like Heroes to the X-men.

What the fuck happened to Heroes?
_{By Zhen-Chan, 09-12-2008}
Shit, when I saw season one, I creamed my pants over this series. It was awesome, filled with cool characters who had interesting subplots. (even though it was just a thinly veiled "X-men for cool people" approach) Then season 2 came around, and the writing quality dropped significantly, but I excuse that, because of the impending writer's strike, and they needed to wrap it up quickly. Fair enough. However, the writer's strike is over, and season 3 is airing right now. What the fuck happened? Did they just took some fanfiction from the net and just decided to make actual episodes of it? What the fuck, we get replacement characters for key characters (read: powers) killed off in season 1, so we can keep bullshitting around and go on fucking divine quests again? The characters gotten more emo to make Peter Parker look like he was farting rainbows in Spider-Man 3. AND FOR GODS SAKE, ANGELA PETRELLI, IT'S A VAGINA, NOT A CLOWN CAR. At the current "SURPRISE, I'M FAMILY" rate, everyone's going to be each other's brother/sister/cousin at the end of this season. Might as well call the series "COUSINS WITH SUPER POWERS" now. Also, CLONES? So when a character dies, the writers find it perfectly acceptable to just introduce the cloning concept with NO PRIOR BACKSTORY AT ALL? And the ONE character without powers, why fuck him up too? Are they even trying? Maybe this show should have gotten the bullet right after season one, and kept it good. Now it just reeks of sour milk, mixed with baby batter. Now I'm almost starting to feel glad that Firefly never gotten more episodes. Also, I'm back, and fuck you if you don't like it. This is what I do, this is what I like, and I'm not planning to stop writing/drawing or censor it, to save someone's feelings anymore. Ever.

What the fuck happened to Heroes?

_{By Zhen-Chan, 09-12-2008}

Shit, when I saw season one, I creamed my pants over this series. It was awesome, filled with cool characters who had interesting subplots. (even though it was just a thinly veiled "X-men for cool people" approach)

Then season 2 came around, and the writing quality dropped significantly, but I excuse that, because of the impending writer's strike, and they needed to wrap it up quickly. Fair enough.

However, the writer's strike is over, and season 3 is airing right now.

What the fuck happened? Did they just took some fanfiction from the net and just decided to make actual episodes of it? What the fuck, we get replacement characters for key characters (read: powers) killed off in season 1, so we can keep bullshitting around and go on fucking divine quests again? The characters gotten more emo to make Peter Parker look like he was farting rainbows in Spider-Man 3. AND FOR GODS SAKE, ANGELA PETRELLI, IT'S A VAGINA, NOT A CLOWN CAR. At the current "SURPRISE, I'M FAMILY" rate, everyone's going to be each other's brother/sister/cousin at the end of this season. Might as well call the series "COUSINS WITH SUPER POWERS" now. Also, CLONES? So when a character dies, the writers find it perfectly acceptable to just introduce the cloning concept with NO PRIOR BACKSTORY AT ALL? And the ONE character without powers, why fuck him up too? Are they even trying?

Maybe this show should have gotten the bullet right after season one, and kept it good. Now it just reeks of sour milk, mixed with baby batter. Now I'm almost starting to feel glad that Firefly never gotten more episodes.

Also, I'm back, and fuck you if you don't like it. This is what I do, this is what I like, and I'm not planning to stop writing/drawing or censor it, to save someone's feelings anymore. Ever.